A day in the life of Hilma Josal Dr. Ms. Mt. Amazinghead

Ahem.  Here ye hear yeee, I Hilma Mt. Maudi, Dr. Josal one would say, have just completed a feat week.  Hilma week feat. Hilma.  This is a Hilma that teaches seven classes at four schools by the way, three of which are every day, four of which are once a week.  This also is the same Hilma who has a five month old cutest little cubby bunny baby in the whole world times a billion.

Day Monday:  idk, but I had surgery and taught my classes.  go me. 
Day Tuesday:  Got sick after surgery, taught zero period, did a festival... with my butt cheeks secretly taped together (due to the removal of flesh "downstairs"), took my choir to the mall, picked up Ayla from daycare, then drove back to Everett to get scores, then did parent conferences until 7:30pm.
Wednesday:  Realized I was going to die with zero period Jazz Band, so canceled it and my vocal lesson (because I can't even talk with this lung infection) and just did my two classes... then did my taxes at H n R Block.  We get to have an 11,000.00 refund with $4,000.00 credited towards next year for buying a house, having a baby and installing geothermal last year wooooo.
Thursday (today):  Taught zero period Jazz Band, my high school choir, visited Ayla to nurse her, taught guitar and then choir at PPP, then did parent conferences for high school, picked up Ayla and then did parent conferences for middle school until 7:30pm again.  Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.

Welp, I just like venting.  My life is going pretty good, just a little bit intense and unusual.  I'm really happy and want to shout it from a mountaintop.  This week was totally crazy, but thanks to my doctor at Swedish hospital, I no longer have anal fissures so it no longer hurts and bleeds when I use the restroom, thank gawd.  That one thing was the line for me.  I'm okay with everything but bleeding from my anus ripping every time I poop.  PS, bathroom time is not fun for me because I'm usually at school and with a baby.  Ayla usually sits on my lap when I have to use the bathroom and I have to do everything one handed.  Not an easy feat.  I am very strong:).

Friday will probably be a walk in the park. 

What's on me brain

This Saturday, Gma n Gpa Preedy are coming over! Grandpa has his clam shell off and can walk up stairs now -holy cow. Biggest recovery ever.

Then, Ryan and I go to Magnusson Park to say goodbye to Clare. She has an internship in Australia.

Kiana is going to meet up with us. We're bringing our grill and some shrimp.

Next week, school pretty much is getting started with back-to-school events. I have nightmares about all my kids leaving class when I turn my back, my office being boarded up, one kid needing attention when chaos is going on etc. Does everyone have nightmares about work? Hopefully ahha. I have a ton because Baby Ayla is a wiggle worm and I toss n' turn all night. My favorite night mare so far was: I was at our cafeteria craving Banana Rum Cake with a shit-load of cream cheese frosting and I was desperately trying to buy it in time to teach class. I have so many dreams about food it's cwazy. Two nights ago I dreamed of croissant sandwiches with locks n tomatoes. Delicious, but I was piling them high and couldn't fit my mouth on them and they were falling over hahaa.

We have our mower back and we now have a bagger system for it. This is HUGE:) It takes 8 hours to multch, so to bag, it'll take a week solid, but it'll look sooooo good yayyyy.

So far this summer I have done a ton of yard work, cleaning and home improvement. Too bad Ryan doesn't get the summers off like me.

Ayla will be born in about a month. She's kickin' away. Last night I got kicked in the ribs so hard I yelled, "Oww!" haha. feisty:)

Ryan and my anniversary is this Monday! I got him a hilarious book that I wrote with pictures of us. Thank you, Wallgreens. In a nut shell, I took all the great pictures of when I first met him up until now and made an epic saga out of it. Sir Ryan the Great and Lady Hilma find a unicorn, chisel a likeness on a bountiful bosom, take on the Borg with cyber guns and show their uncensored love until the end of time, basically.